Wednesday, March 10, 2010 13:28

Compendium Monstrum

March 9th, 2010


Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies: Compendium Monstrum is a steal at $9.95

Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies: Compendium Monstrum is one of those books that once you get it, you don’t know how you lived without it. I was fortunate enough to receive a review copy this weekend from Peter Pauper Press.

The book is a digest of centuries of wisdom passed down about vampires, werewolves and zombies. I’m astonished with how much information is packed into such a small volume. About six inches long and four inches wide it’s the perfect size to tuck into your vampire killing kit or carry-on.

While it’s by no means an exhaustive manual, it offers the type of information you might need to access quickly and it presents it in an organized and aesthetically pleasing fashion.  Along with map inserts depicting where varieties of each monster are typically located, the book explains how to identify and destroy these dangerous adversaries. Whether you need to look up how to say, “Do not go in the castle” in Romanian or “Can you help us kill them please?” in Creole, you’ll find it easily.  I’m not sure anyone can afford to leave home without it.

Here are some of the things I learned reading this book:

  • Legends about vampires, werewolves and zombies can be found for thousands of years in every corner of the globe.  So basically, nowhere is safe.
  • There are more than 1,100 types of bats, but only three are known to feed on blood.
  • I need to plan a trip to Transylvania, Romania to see ruins and sites associated with Vlad the Impaler and retrace the journey made by Dracula and his hunters in Bram Stoker’s novel.  Don’t worry; I’ll pack lots of garlic.
  • Clinical Lycanthropy is a mental disorder that causes sufferers to believe that they are wolves.  They walk on all fours, roam in wilderness and howl at the moon.  Some posit these symptoms were actually caused by consumption of the toxic fungus, ergot, which causes delusions.
  • I’d heard of witch trials, but it turns out thousands were also tried as werewolves in France during the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries.
  • When the zombie apocalypse arrives, it would be wise to find a big mart store full of supplies such as food, water and weapons, (Costco for example) and barricade oneself in.

The other thing that makes this book so special is the artwork.  Many pictures from obscure texts accompany historical background.  Original illustrations by Bruce Waldman are beautifully rendered and compliment the text.  They helped me visualize some of the more obscure varieties of vampires and zombies from around the globe.

Overall this is a great resource for anyone interested in the supernatural and it may even save your life.

LAPD Famous Crime Exhibit

March 8th, 2010

The carving fork used to repeatedly stab Leno LiBianca during the 1969 Manson murders

I was so wrapped up in Alice week last week that I failed to notice a special exhibit featuring evidence from some of the most notorious crimes in Los Angeles history.  Connected to the 2010 conference of the California Homicide Investigators held last week at the Palms in Las Vegas, the exhibit was free to the public for two days and had more than 10,000 visitors.  Items included charts, photos, weapons and more from cases including the Black Dahlia, Marilyn Monroe, OJ Simpson and Charles Manson.

The first photos of Charles Manson in custody dated December 9, 1969

The ropes used to tie up slain actress Sharon Tate by the Manson family

Police photo of LaBianca home from the 1969 Manson murders

Manson's Ford Farlaine, loaned to Tex Watson to drive killers to and from crime scenes

Machine gun used by Patty Hearst in a Symbionese Liberation Army bank robbery

Infamous gloves of OJ Simpson

The exhibit garnered controversy when Maxwell Kennedy complained that including the shirt his father Robert F. Kennedy was wearing when he was assassinated was an insensitive publicity stunt.  Items from the Kennedy case were subsequently removed from the exhibit.

The tattered shirt worn by Senator Robert Kennedy when he was shot on June 5, 1968

Debra Tate, sister of Manson murder victim Sharon Tate, echoed Maxwell’s displeasure and said: “From my perspective it’s very disturbing. Number one, I didn’t get any notice that this was going to occur.  These are very personal artefacts to me. These are things that bring back horrible memories, not only for myself, but other Manson family victims.”

The LAPD defended the exhibit as offering a rare and invaluable educational experience.  LAPD homicide detective Dennis Kilcoyne said: “Homicide investigators very rarely invite people under the crime scene tape and into the murder scene.  This may be as close as some will ever get.  Seeing an actual gun or blood stained suit or bullet hole will tell a story that no book can match.”

As long as the exhibit is presented in a respectful manner (as opposed to sensational entertainment Ripley’s Believe it or not style) I think it’s worthwhile.  It makes the crimes real in a way that reading about them alone cannot.  Maybe it’s just my morbid curiosity, but I would love to see a similar exhibit in Los Angeles.

Pictures from Ohnoytheydidnt quotes from Telegraph.

Alice in Wonderland: visual masterpiece

March 5th, 2010

I just got back from seeing Alice in Wonderland and some of you may not like what I have to say.  Gorgeous: absolutely.  Fun: definitely.  Worth seeing: yes.  Great film: well, no.

The film is an adventure quest in the vein of Labyrinth and Never Ending Story.  I watched both of those films countless times as a child and sometimes now when I need to cheer up.  I have no doubt that if I had seen this new Alice in Wonderland as a ten year old I would have been obsessed with it.  But I felt a little too grown up for the black and white (okay red and white) world of good v. evil and the idea that everything would be alright if Alice just believed in herself.  Somehow, making Alice more of a grown up has made the film a bit too juvenile.

Here’s my issue.  Lewis Carrol’s Alice in Wonderland is a mastercraft of surreality.  Most film adaptations are unsuccessful because the book is too episodic and thematic.  Burton and crew evaded this problem by creating an adventure plot, but it was too linear.  This is kind of an ironic criticism, but for once a Burton film was not absurd enough.

The level of the film which is most successful is the visuals, no surprise given Burton’s artistic background.  But sometimes the visuals zoom by too quickly while we’re following Alice run from one location to the next.  It’s like scarfing down a hot fudge sundae instead of lingering bite by bite.

Alice was great.  She was absolutely the right actress for the part and I’d love to see more from her in the future. (Did anyone else think she looks Exactly like Gwyneth Paltrow?)

Johnny Depp was not so great.  You should know I love Johnny.  Two of my three favorite films of all time are Johnny vehicles (Pirates otc and Sweeney Todd) and I would probably see him in a two hour movie called man sitting still in chair.  But he didn’t bring anything to the Mad Hatter.  He was gasp, boring even.

My favorite characters were the Cheshire Cat, whose appearing and disappearing were executed marvelously, and the Caterpillar voiced by Alan Rickman (Snape!)  I also enjoyed Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.  I left the film wanting more of these mainly digital creations and less of the Mad Hatter, the Red Queen’s Knave and the White Queen.  I also enjoyed the Red Queen’s court with all of their deceptive deformities.  I thought that was a nice nod to the things aren’t always what they seem upper classes.

A final note, I opted not to see the film in 3D.  I don’t like 3D.  It makes me nauseous and I wish they’d stop using it.  I realize this may not be a popular opinion, but I do not think the film lost anything visually in the 2D format.

These are just my first impressions.  It’s possible that when I’ve had time to reflect on the film I’ll develop a better (or possibly worse) impression of it.  I plan to find out more about the Art Direction and Digital techniques and cover those next week. What were your thoughts on the film?  I’d be very curious to know…

Cat Got Your Tongue?

March 5th, 2010


Alice in Wonderland Movie (Cheshire Cat) Poster Print – 22 (22″x34″) a steal for only $3.46

I know everyone is excited to see Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, but I’m equally excited to see the Cheshire Cat.  He just looks so beautiful and devious in the ads.

American McGee's Alice I'm Mad t-shirt from Hot Topic for $19-$23

Look mischievous in this Cheshire Cat Glow in the Dark Beanie from Hot Topic for $20

Crab Scrambly Cheshire Cat women's t-shirt from Gorey Details for $20

The Cheshire Hat by worthsoycandles on Etsy for $20

Cheshire Cat Boyfriend Tee from Urban Outfitters for $24

Long-Sleeve Cheshire Cat Alice in Wonderland Hoodie Tee for Women from the Disney Store for $39.95

Hemp Alice in Wonderland Cheshire Cat small messenger bag by earthtonecreations on Etsy for $68

Makeup tie-ins

March 5th, 2010

OPI Alice in Wonderland nail lacquers include Off with Her Red, Absolutely Alice, Mad as a Hatter and Thanks so Muchness. I want Mad as a Hatter! Look for them wherever OPI products are sold.

Contained in a beautiful commemorative pop-up case, Alice in Wonderland Book of Shadows comes with sixteen eye shadows with names like White Rabbit and Jabberwocky, two eye pencils and eyeshadow primer. By Urban Decay from Ulta for $52.

Wonderlost: The Alice Project

March 4th, 2010

Alice

Xanthic Eye created a much darker interpretation of Alice in Wonderland characters with the Wonderlost series.  I’m not sure when the series was illustrated, I found blog posts about it as early as 2006.

Most visions of Wonderland include psychedelic-technicolor.  Xanthic Eye went a different route and drained most of the color out of the world.  According to the artist, “The theme across the whole series is to give each character the look of a porcelain doll, with very pale bleach white skin and bleached white clothing.”  The result is a chilling, unique take on familiar characters.

The Duchess, The Queen of Hearts and a Card Guard

Caterpillar

Cheshire Cat, Tweedle Dee and Humpty Dumpty

the Mad Hatter is my favorite. Those eyes are creepy.

Click here to see the gallery.

Alice in Wonderland Living Dead Dolls

March 4th, 2010

Available in April 2010 at Entertainment Earth for $94.99 for the set

There’s the Disney version, and then there’s these guys.  I don’t think anyone is going to get them confused.  Alice looks more sinister than the Queen of Hearts here.

Alice Inspired Jewelry on Etsy

March 4th, 2010

Mine now... I can't wait to get this new Dark Tea Necklace by LoveNoir in the mail

I’ve been featuring lots of Alice in Wonderland inspired jewelry this week, but if you want a more unique piece, your best bet is Etsy.  A search for Alice in Wonderland Jewelry brought up almost 3,400 items yesterday.  While I was searching I fell in love with the necklace above from LoveNoir’s Etsy shop and ordered it for $22 including shipping.  I have to exercise a lot of willpower most days when putting posts together since the majority of things I post about are things I want.  This time, impulse won out.  Many items on Etsy are one of a kind.  So if you see something you like, snatch it up quick!

Here are more of my picks:

Tea Time Earrings by caperleetpapote on Etsy for $14

Cards attacking Alice necklace by candicehandcraft on Etsy for $20

Alice's Queen of Hearts Locket by rubyanndesigns on Etsy for $22

White Rabbit Watch Necklace by Piggy on Etsy for $23

So precious: Rabbit at the Court of the Queen of Hearts by PersephonePlus on Etsy for $28

BW Falling Alice Earrings black with black by beyondwonderlandd on Etsy for $32.50

I can't resist the sparkles. I'd definitely run after this rabbit. Alice in Wonderland Rabbit ring with Swarovski crystals size 8 by JewelrybySimin on Etsy for $40

Wonderland Furnishings

March 3rd, 2010

If you’re like me then you’ve probably had the experience of leaving the movie theater after a great movie and wishing you could stay in the world of the film.  I suspect that the new Alice in Wonderland is going to be packed full of delicious eye candy that makes the real world seem drab in comparison.  If you want to recreate Wonderland in your home, this post is a good place to start.

Silver Duck Mirror by David Dear from Urban Outfitters for $75

Tea Cup Stool available in white, red, yellow and orange from Mocha for 139.99 pounds

One-Lump-Or-Two Lamp from Anthropologie for $198

I've shown this before, but it's so cool it merits being showed again: Whimsical Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter Tea Party Chandelier by whimsical collections on Etsy for $425

Chess Table by Moooi

Cindy Dresser from Cool Kids Furniture for $3,700

Dust Furniture has tons of quirky, illogical furniture designs including these. From left: Hutch Cabinet no. 2, Bookcase no. 7, Table no. 7, Together We Can prices by request

And I can’t talk about Wonderland furnishings without bring up my one of a kind Alice in Wonderland quilt.  Made for me last fall by my best friend’s mom, the quilt captures everything I love about the storybook.  And lest you think I’ve turned too sweet this week, if you look closely you’ll see some of the rabbits and other characters look a bit sinister.

Alice in Wonderland Jewelry by Swarovski

March 3rd, 2010

Replica of the Sparrow Pendant Alice wears in the new Tim Burton film from Swarovski for $115

As part of their 2010 Disney Collection, which also features jewelry inspired by Snow White and Bambi, Swarovski is offering jewelry inspired by both the animated feature and the new Tim Burton feature.  The Sparrow pendant shown above will probably be the most popular item since it’s a copy of a necklace Alice actually wears throughout the film.

Flower Garden Ring $90

Red Queen Cards Ring $100

Red Queen Cards Pendant $145

Tea Party White Rabbit Pendant $150

Mad Hatter Necklace with spools of thread $150

Cheshire Cat Pendant $155