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Dahlia Jane’s 2011 Recap and 2012 New Year’s Resolutions

Friday, December 30th, 2011

2011 blew my mind a little bit.  I reached a lifetime dream of attending Mardi Gras in New Orleans; I was unleashed on Monsterpalooza; I MET TIM BURTON;  I stood feet from actors from my favorite show at the True Blood season 4 Red Carpet Premiere, got autographs, and made friends there I’ve stayed in touch with; I saw Muse and Eminem at Lollapalooza; Krystopher Sapp made me a gorgeous purple Baroque frame for my computer monitor covered in my favorite things; I created my 666 blog post; and Megan, Hope and I had a deviant and decadent Halloweekend that  took five posts to cover.  I was obsessed with FX’s new series American Horror Story, which even gave True Blood a run for its money as my all-time favorite show.  I also got sick new Dahlia Jane illustrations by SpunkyFreakster, Christopher Ulrich (!), and Callow Lily.   And I’m thrilled to have made new friends with Christopher Ulrich, Justin Mabry, and Dr. Paul Koudounaris.

Here’s a look at how I did on the ten resolutions I made last year:

10. Have 666 Facebook friends (at 659 this morning, I’m tantalizingly close).  Hell yeah I achieved this one.  I’ve been doing my best to maintain it, but it does fluctuate by a few.

9.  Get someone in the religious right to admit that they wish I’d been aborted.  No on this one.  But I don’t think I talked to any hardcore conservatives this year, which seems like an accomplishment in and of itself.

8.  Determine once and for all whether human meat tastes like chicken.  I’m taking the fifth amendment on this one.

7. Become penpals with a serial killer (preferably one that’s incarcerated.  This is not a veiled death wish).  I’m still working on this one.

6.  Meet and get a photo with Anna Paquin, Bill Moyer and/or Alexander Skarsgard from True Blood, Matthew Gray Gubler from Criminal Minds.  Technically I didn’t meet or get a photo with them, but I did get Anna Paquin, Bill Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard to sign my Rolling Stone cover at the True Blood season 4 premiere.  I’m still looking for Matthew Gray Gubler.

5.  Talk more to other people and less to myself (I concede that most of the voices responding to my chatter are still technically myself).  I talked to the voices in my head and we all think we did this one.

4.  Stop collecting art.  Start collecting artists.  I probably should have said start collecting restraining orders.

3.  Learn the art of domination from a bonafide Dom.  I guess I forgot about this one because I didn’t even try to make this happen.

2.  Have an amazing Mardi Gras in New Orleans filled with gorgeous costumes, rum and creepy things.  New Orleans Mardi Gras with Megan was a highlight of my year.

1.  Create dark and deviant guides to the neighborhoods of Los Angeles to share what I love so much about this city.  I did a little work on this one, but I’m making it my number one resolution again for 2012.  Hell is paved with good intentions and all that.

I guess I did a little less than half of the things on this list.  But my main goal was for 2011 to be more “insane” than 2010, and in that sense it was a huge success.  I’ve decided this year to make 666 New Year’s Resolutions.  Oh my goth, can you imagine?  Yeah, I’ll just do another ten.

10. Have 666 followers on Twitter (at 379 this morning, I’m more than halfway there).

9. Learn Photoshop, especially techniques to enhance horror.

8.   Wear something dead.  Perhaps someone’s face like in Silence of the Lambs.  But if that doesn’t work out I’ve also been seeing lots of interesting taxidermic jewelry and accessories.

7. Become penpals with a serial killer (preferably one that’s incarcerated.  This is not a veiled death wish).  I mean it this time.

6.  Meet and get a photo with Rob Zombie or Marilyn Manson. (hey, I never really thought I’d meet Tim Burton, but I did, so I’m going to aim really high on this one this year).

5.  Do more photo shoots like the ones at St. Louis #1 Cemetery in New Orleans and the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum in West Virginia.  I’ve been doing about one a year, in 2012 I’d like to do at least four.

4.  Build an altar at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery Dia de los Muertos festival.

3.  Memorize The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe.  I think I have a better chance of meeting Rob Zombie, but I subscribe to the Lewis Carroll sentiment, “Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

2.  Become as pretty on the outside as I am rotten on the inside.

1.  Create dark and deviant guides to the neighborhoods of Los Angeles to share what I love so much about this city.

I always strive to top myself, but 2011 is going to be a tough act to follow.  I don’t have any trips planned for 2012.  There are so many places around the world I want to see so if opportunities arise you can be sure I’m going to pounce on them.  I am looking forward to seeing Emilie Autumn live for the first time in February and I’m hoping to see Marilyn Manson.

Thank you for your blessings and RIP 2011.

 

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The Witches’ Book of the Dead Book Review

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

The cover of the book shows Robert, the skull the author uses in magic rituals. Since Robert is missing his lower jaw, he is useful for necromantic magic, calling the spirits to perform tasks, but not for communicating with the dead.

In The Witches’ Book of the Dead, author Christian Day, a Salem Warlock, explains why and how the ancient art of necromancy should be incorporated into modern Witches’ practice.  Well-written and organized, the book is a good resource whether you are a serious magic practitioner looking to draw on energies beyond the veil or simply curious about necromancy.

Necromancy has gotten a very bad rap through the ages.  It’s association with evil-doers and Satanism has discouraged many people from calling on the dead for spells.  Even Day advises caution when summoning spirits because negative forces can come through as well.  But Day argues that there is nothing inherently sinister about death magic.  “Necromantic sorcery has usually been so feared by authorities that they tried to dissuade people from pursuing this form of magic by legislating against it and portraying Witches as agents of evil,” he writes.  “We have to strip away the hyperbole and libelous attacks to get to the core of what Witches really did and why it made authorities fear it so deeply.  The most obvious reason is that taking power into one’s on hands denies the supremacy of the God king, the Pope, the divinely ordained leader.  To walk the path of the Witch is to reclaim your inner power!” (128-129)

The dead can be summoned to help a Witch divine the future and know the past and influence others.  Alongside fascinating anecdotes about necromancers from folkloric history and mythology, Day provides practical applications for Witches looking to enhance their inner power.  He discusses the importance of building an altar to the dead in your own home and obtaining a human skull to serve as a doorway to the spirit world.

He also covers techniques to protect yourself from negative forces; communicate with the dead through automatic writing, pendulums, ouija boards, scrying and mediumship trances; and summon the dead in dreams.  Exercises, spells and recipes, including safe ways to practice blood magic, are clearly explained.

Witches’ should never call on the dead without being willing to have a relationship with them that includes honor and sacrifice.  Day explores the ways that civilizations have been revering the dead for centuries.  With the world of the living more interconnected through technology and assimilation than ever before, it’s no surprise that traditions concerning the dead from many cultures have drawn on each other and blended.  Modern holidays including Dia de los Muertos, the Japanese Obon and American Halloween, have all taken characteristics from primal rituals such as the Celtic Fire Festival Samhain, the Roman festivals Parentalia and Lemuria and the Greek festival Anthesteria.

I was moved by the depiction of the Dumb Supper, an event held in Salem around Halloween.  About a hundred people gather at this event designed to honor the dead.  The courses are served in reverse order with Robert the skull, perched on an altar, always served first.  No one speaks, but music is played.  “On a spiritual level,” Day writes, “honoring our departed loved ones keeps their energy close to us and invites them to continue to participate in the blessings of our lives.” (183)

The only chapter that I took issue with was chapter twelve, Ghost Hunting: Seeking Out the Dead.  While the rest of the book is about serious magic and reverence for the spirits, this chapter is about thrill seekers and the instruments they use.  Day advises ghost hunting teams to invite a Medium or Witch with them to enhance their experience.  But he does not discuss why a serious practitioner would want to participate in ghost hunting.  He also goes into Electronic Voice Phenomena, EVP, the capture of voices with a recorder that can’t be heard by the human ear, at length in this chapter.  I’m more than skeptical about EVP, but I could see it being listed as one of the tools discussed in chapter six, Methods of Spirit Contact.  Chapter twelve interrupted the flow of the material.

Throughout this engaging book Day deftly navigates his subject matter and clarifies magical concepts with ease.  I appreciated concise breakdowns of abstract notions such as mediumship and casting.  ”Magic allows us to send out spiritual energy from the body while psychic ability allows us to draw it in,” Day writes. (40)  The book even includes a lengthy bibliography, an appendix full of descriptions of Deities of the Dead, suggestions for further reading, and resources for the tools mentioned.

The Witches’ Book of the Dead is available from Amazon for $13.57.

*I received this book from the publisher, but was under no obligation to post a good review.

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Awesome Gifts I Got for the Holidays

Monday, December 26th, 2011

I love presents and my parents picked out some great ones for me this year

Dahlia Noir by Givenchy Paris, Eau de Parfum: How perfect is this?  Givenchy just released a brand new scent called Dahlia Noir, or Black Dahlia.  Givenchy describes the perfume as a “Fatal Flower” of unreal and imaginative composition for mysterious and fascinating women.  It smells so good! powdery fragrance of dusty chypre – floral structure. Top notes of mandarin, pink pepper and mimosa lead to the extensive and intensive core of rose, iris and patchouli. The base wraps up the composition in a mysterious veil, made with notes of sandalwood, vanilla and tonka bean.  Okay, it’s a little funny that the scent doesn’t include any dahlias, but I still think I’ve found my new signature scent!

OPI New Summer Collection 2011 Be a Dahlia Won’t You? continuing the Dahlia theme, cherry colored nail polish

Cunt Dracula t-shirt hehehehe This is my sense of humor in a nutshell and I may never take it off.  My parents may live to regret this one when I wear it to family functions.

The Art of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is a compilation of the visual development that went into the creation of the fourth Pirate film including concept art, digital renderings, costume sketches, prop schematics, and storyboards.  I especially love the art depicting Blackbeard’s ship the Queen Anne’s Revenge and the vampiric mermaids.

Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty (Metropolitan Museum of Art) is a companion to the recent Metropolitan Museum of Art retrospective exhibition of McQueen’s designs.  The cover features a hologram of the designer that morphs into a skull.  I’m really looking forward to curling up with this book and luxuriating in the dark avant garde visions.

Edgar Allan Poe’s Tales of Death and Dementia Creepy artist Gris Grimly illustrates four of Edgar Allan Poe’s tales of horror and woe in this little book including The Tell Tale Heart, The System of Dr. Tarr and Professor Fether, The Oblong Box, and The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar.

Here's Audrey enjoying one of the holiday cookies my parents sent for her. They're diabolical because they smell like real people cookies, but she won't share.

A big thank you to my parents!  I love my presents!  Did you get anything dark or spooky for the holidays?  Or did you gift someone something from one of the gift lists I posted in December?  I’d love to hear about it!

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Super Fertile’s Murder Jewelry Collection

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

Bursts of bullet wounds, cuts, slashes and gashes all feature prominently in Super Fertile’s Fall 2011 Murder Jewelry Collection.  Made of rubies, sapphires and garnets, the collection is intended to open a dialogue about the effect of violence on innocent civilians victimized in the name of religion, justice, nationalism or political affiliation.  The look-book is both beautiful and chilling.  It was designed to resemble journalistic documentations of violence.  Showcasing multi-ethnic models smeared with blood and draped with the collection, the photos are haunting.

Confrontational art seems to run in the family.  Super Fertile’s Creative Director Kali Arulpragasam, a British Tamilian of Sri Lankan descent, is controversial musical artist M.I.A.’s sister.  Kali explained the inspiration for the collection in an interview with Irenebrination, “We recently watched the horrors of the Sri Lankan Civil War: 40,000 to 70,000 Tamils were killed in 2009 without anybody preventing this slaughter. Why is it that lives are lost in such tragedies and the media do not cover it, while the Western world, the UN and Human Rights organisations sit and watch? I find it disturbing and scary to live in a world where something like this happens and millions of people ignore it pretending they’re living in a bubble. I wanted to express this horror through my pieces and also my concern about the psychological conditions of civilians caught up in wars, living in fear, being homeless, imprisoned in camps or raped and dehumanized.”

Kali Arulpragasam created something very beautiful out of something devastatingly ugly.  Both the collection and the look-book are powerful works of art that transcend the typical transience of fashion.  By targeting fashion consumers who might not normally be exposed to war crime issues, the jewelry also makes an important statement about the disparity of life-experiences between the haves and the have nots of the global community.


To see the rest of the look-book, click here.  For more information about the pieces or to order, the two email addresses on the Super Fertile website are info@superfertile.com and shop@superfertile.com.

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Cabinets of Curiosities Book Review

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Upon his death in Milan in 1680, the body of Manfredo Setala (b. 1600) was followed by an elaborate parade of his peers carrying rare and impressive items from his extensive collection of curiosities. He believed that his cabinet, eventually overtaking four galleries in his residence, “represented an image of the world.” Bursting with skeletons, automata, plant and mineral samples, paintings, weapons, as well as scientific instruments he engineered himself, Manfredo dedicated his life to his renowned display.  So much so that the best way to honor his accomplishment was to symbolically bring his prized possessions with him in death.

Manfredo’s quixotic quest to possess a collection that encompassed all knowledge was not unique. He was a member of an elite group of European collectors obsessed with acquiring unusual examples of objects from all disciplines. This drive to acquire the elusive is at the heart of a new book by Patrick Mauriès, The Cabinet of Curiosities.

Preserved specimen jars from Levin Vincent's collection. "Inset in the middle is a real baby's head, made more lifelike by the bizarre addition of a lace cap." pages 104-105

Much like its subject matter, the book revels in examples of the bizarre, grotesque and exceptionally beautiful. The strength of this book is the images, which invite the reader into a world gone by. The book focuses on the height of the cult of curiosities, from the fifteenth through seventeenth centuries. While most of these collections were dismantled long ago, many of their objects finding their way into modern museums, etchings and paintings commissioned by the collectors for posterity recreate them down to the smallest detail.

Before the Enlightenment, people believed it was possible to attain all knowledge, and perhaps unlock the meaning of life.  Thus their incorporation of items from many fields into their cabinets instead of a focused collection of one class of object.  Modern collectors tend to eschew this scattered approach in favor of a series of one or two types of objects.  Yet collectors from all periods and places are not so different.  We seek the thrill and wonder of obtaining something special, deciding how to display it, and revisiting it to recapture that magic feeling. Collectors sought meaning both by obtaining an object and by giving it a context within their greater collection.

Mauriès also examines the resurgence of the cult of curiosities.  While most modern collectors of oddities are probably not driven to possess all knowledge, there is a new class of private collector who seeks to recreate the feel of old cabinets by acquiring ethnographia, natural specimens, taxidermy and bones as well as art objects.  The cult has also had a profound effect on contemporary artists, specifically surrealists and mixed media assemblage artists as well as modern museums which do seek to demonstrate a wide knowledge of the world.  There are even a few historic landmarks where cabinets have been rebuilt for tourists to visit and learn about.  The final chapter in the book examines these modern incarnations of Cabinets of Curiosities.  I appreciated the way the author examined the history of the phenomena and then applied it to our modern world.

This Memento Mori cabinet, copied by Paul Reichel from one of Vesalius engravings, shows a skeleton looking at a book, an hourglass, a bow and an arrow. It's found in the Ambras collection. page 109

The book is inspiring and engaging on a sensory level, but often frustrating on an intellectual level. Some of the text is heavy-handed with esoteric language. It’s simply not accessible to the lay person. Here’s a typical sentence, “For the collector, the acquisition of a piece ‘is equivalent to its renaissance’: its ‘historical’ identity, the half-real and half-imaginary quality of the provenance and peregrinations that have left their mark on the piece, is overlaid with a new condition, or in substance a redefinition.” (134-135)

In addition, captions were sparsely detailed, frequently lacking basic information such as who created or owned a piece, what time period it was from, and where it was housed, forcing the reader to search back through the other text, often several pages away, to try to find those answers.

Cabinet of Curiosities is a good book, and I recommend it for the media it contains as well as the juxtaposition of the past and present motivations of the collector.  Cabinets of Curiosities is available from Amazon for $29.70.

Part of the drive to possess rarities led to collectors looking for examples of freaks of nature. Archduke Ferdinand II of Tyrol kept portraits of members of a family of 'cat people,' suffering from a genetic abnormality that caused them to be covered with hair, who lived near Ambras. On the right is a drawing of a man who had a lance through his eye that penetrated deep into the brain, but did not die from the injury. pages 138-139

*I received this book from the publisher, but was under no obligation to post a good review.

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Creepy Art Books to Gift

Monday, December 19th, 2011

If you haven’t finished your holiday gift shopping you’re getting down to the wire. Luckily there’s still enough time to order the awesome books from this list. All of them were released in 2011, mostly in the last few months.

The Empire of Death

This is my favorite book of the year and it’s the perfect gift for anyone who likes macabre displays, skulls and bones and art history.  Meticulously researched and full of gorgeous photographs, The Empire of Death by Dr. Paul Koudounaris chronicles the cultural history of Ossuaries and Charnel Houses throughout the world.  The Empire of Death is available from Amazon for $31.50.  See my more in-depth review of this book here.

D3AD/ENDS

D3AD/ENDS chronicles surrealist David Gough’s Theothanatos Series of oil paintings.  Latin for Death of God, the series represents three years of painting as exorcism.  David’s work is consistently breathtaking and his writing is honest and insightful.  Read more of my review of DEAD/ENDS here.  DEAD/ENDS is available through David’s website for $25.

Dan Harding’s Art Book

Another of my favorite artists, Dan Harding, has bowed to wheedling by his fans and released a new art book.  The 8×6″ paperback book showcases 27 of Dan’s pieces in full color on 20 glossy pages.  There’s no text, so this one is perfect for non-readers.  Filled with his signature mix of grotesqueness and charm, each well-designed page gives me chills.  At only $17 (plus shipping) it’s a necessary addition to any dark art library. Order Dan’s Art Book here.

I don’t have these next ones (yet) but they’re all on my wish list so they should be on your shopping list:

DEATHS CASKET

Eric Pigors is a monster god and I’m obsessed with his Toxic Toons.  It’s pretty weird that I don’t have this book yet because I have and love his first three art books.  Deaths Casket is hardcover and features 100 pages of Eric’s art from 2007-2011 as well as an intro Eric wrote about his feelings on DEATH.  Order Deaths Casket from the Toxic Toons website for $40.

The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls

“Straddling the bookshelves somewhere between psychological study, historical horror story, and fantasy fiction sits Emilie Autumn’s debut autobiographical novel, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls. Written and illustrated by the notoriously manic-depressive rock star, this chilling tale combines humor, tragedy, and suspense to produce a blood-curdling account of the nightmare that is life inside an insane asylum, comparing those from the Victorian era with our modern day version, and proving, through her own personal experiences, that not much has changed from then to now.”  Full of hand written memoirs, paintings and sketches by the infamous gothic songstress, the book is a mixed-media experience.  The first two printings sold out quickly so I haven’t gotten my hands on this one yet.  I want this book so badly!  The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls is available from Emilie Autumn’s Asylum Emporium for $60 and will ship around December 23.

Monsters in the Movies


“From B-movie bogeymen and outer space oddities to big-budget terrors, Monsters in the Movies by legendary filmmaker John Landis showcases the greatest monsters ever to creep, fly, slither, stalk, or rampage across the Silver Screen!” The book includes interviews with legendary artists Ray Harryhausen, Rick Baker, John Carpenter, Joe Dante, David Cronenberg, Sam Raimi, and Christopher Lee. The book features more than a thousand movie stills and posters as well as concept art in its over 300 pages.  I need this book too. Monsters in the Movies is available from Amazon for $23.96.

Vampire Art Now


Vampire Art Now, edited by artists and fantasy/fairy art aficionados Jasmine Becket-Griffith and Matthew David Becket, is a survey of contemporary art depictions of the fanged fiends.  It’s interesting to see the spectrum of interpretations of vampire lore.  A few of the artists within include Delphine Levesqe Demers, Matt Dixon, Tim Vigil, Anne Yvonne Gilbert, and Jo Chen.  Vampire Art Now is available from Amazon for $28.92.

How to Draw Chiller Monsters, Werewolves, Vampires and Zombies

How to Draw Chiller Monsters, Werewolves, Vampires, and Zombies is full of tips and inspirations to bring horror creatures to life in your drawings.  It’s written by J. David Spurlock and has a bonus foreword from Rob Zombie as well as artwork by Kerry Gammill, Gene Colan, Neal Adams, Jim Steranko, Jack Davis, Frank Frazetta, Basil Gogos, and Wally Wood.  I don’t even draw and I want this book. You can preview some of the kickass designs on Amazon’s look inside feature. How to Draw Chiller Monsters, Werewolves, Vampires, and Zombies is available from Amazon for $13.59.

Creepy Presents: Bernie Wrightson


Bernie Wrightson is a legend amongst horror artists and this hardcover book brings all of his Creepy and Eerie short stories, color illustrations, and frontispieces together in one volume. “These classic tales from the 1970s and early 1980s include collaborations with fellow superstars and Warren Publishing alumni Bruce Jones, Carmine Infantino, Howard Chaykin, and others, as well as several adaptations and original stories written and drawn by Wrightson.”  Creepy Presents: Bernie Wrightson is available from Amazon for $13.59.

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Boulet Brothers’ Holiday Gift Guide

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Photo of the Boulet Brothers from their Facebook page, taken by Danae Zeuschner.

The rascally Boulet Brothers throw wild parties in Los Angeles that attract a perverse and wicked class of miscreants.  Often hosted by the brash and curvaceous Miss Kitty, their parties incorporate live burlesque, multiple dance floors and creative touches such as blood wrestling that make them not-to-be-missed events.  My friends and I attended Miss Kitty’s Electrosex Halloween Ball this year, and it was hands down the best party of the weekend. See photos and video clips of the debauchery in this post.

Add a little of their style to your holidays with the Boulet Brothers’ Holiday Gift Guide:

Moet & Chandon Rose Imperial

Pink champagne — best gift ever, period.  Moet Brut Rose Imperial MV available from Holiday Wine Cellar starting at $59.99.

Real Touch Sex Device for Men

Come now, this wouldn’t be a Boulet Bros gift list without a little toy action. I don’t know what this thing is, but basically it’s expensive and it has peaked our interest. You hook one end up to your junk and the other end up to your computer, you watch porn, and the thing is supposed to make you feel like how you would feel if you were in the porn. It’s a step in the right direction towards a real life sex holo deck, so we like it. Available from The Pleasure Chest for $249.95.

iVibe Rabbit (This one’s for the girls)

It looks like a space gun, but every girl I know either wants one or has one, so I guess it would make the perfect gift. I mean, not for your boss or family member. That would be weird. Available from the Pleasure Chest for $99.95.

“Out of Oz: The Final Volume in the Wicked Years”

Wicked is an awesome book, and this is the final volume in the author’s series about the back story of the Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz. A must read, and a good gift for those you can’t send a dildo to (see above). Available from Amazon for $13.98.

Vegas.com Gift Card

A trip to Las Vegas is an awesome gift, but it’s hard to book a trip for someone else without having scheduling conflicts. Vegas.com has this gift card that you can give to someone as a gift that they can then use to buy airline tickets, hotels, or meals in Las Vegas. Great gift, and totally convenient. From Vegas.com.

Antelope Horns Wall Mount

Horns on your wall = sexy. Hook your friends up with these, they would make an awesome addition to anyone’s pad. In all honesty, anything from Spitfire Girl is amazing, so look around their site, they have great gifts from $20 to $200, so there is something for everyone’s range.  Antelope Horns Wall Mount come in white or black for $88 from Spitfire Girl.

A Donation To Best Friend’s Animal Society

Buy some good karma for your friend or loved one this Christmas, and make a donation in their name to a good cause. You can give them a “Get Out Of Hell Free” card along with the receipt for the donation.  Visit Best Friends Animal Society donation page.

A Ticket to APOCALIPS New Year’s Eve


It’s 2012. If it really is the end of the world, what better way to say “I Love You” to someone than to give them a ticket to the place that all the horny cool kids will be spending their last night together at? It’s $15 for a presale ticket, you get free champagne, a huge club decorated like Mad Max, and a live Thunderdome Gladiator ring to beat your friends up in. There is no better ticket in town. Presale tickets are available through Brown Paper Tickets.

Nasty gropes and tongue kisses to the Boulet Brothers for their awesome gift ideas.  Their suggestion to donate to an animal charity, Best Friends Animal Society, makes me love them all the more.  For more information on the Boulet Brothers irrepressible parties, visit their website, Miss Kitty’s Parlour, find them on Facebook and Twitter.  And don’t miss out on APOCALIPS this New Years Eve.

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Gifts for Horror Fans

Monday, December 12th, 2011

For Women

Horror Merch now offers their line of horror t-shirts as tank dresses. Their are TONS of designs available including this Nightmare on Elm Street one for $62.99 each.

Too Fast green and black Swamp Monster Boots from hot Topic for $69.99

Horror Monster Movie hobo purse with fabric by Robert Kaufman from Etsy seller Uniquely Different for $38

Rhinestone Horror Necklace from Sourpuss Clothing is on sale now for $13

Horror Film Necklace by Neverlandjewelry on Etsy for $21

For Men

Bistro Hannibal T-shirt from Tshirt Bordello for $14.99

FREAKSHOW t-shirt from The Horror Project for $17.99

Nightmare t-shirt from Killers Never Die for $20

Mad Doctor's Polaroid t-shirt from Chainsaw Mouth for $25

Men's Nike Dunk Friday the 13th Horror shoes are on sale for $65.50 from Nike Sale 100

Skinned Horror Head Mask/Hat by shoggothassembly on Etsy for $65

For the Home

Killer Targets specializes in horror icons printed on target practice sheets. $2 each.

The Dentist Art Print by Ryan Smith from Society6 for $15


Hilarious! Think of the giant monster moments you could stage with people or pets crushing these little guys.  Horrified B-Movie Victims Playset is available from Amazon for $16.42

Showtime's webstore has lots of Dexter merchandise including this Dexter in Jumpsuit Action Figure for $17.95

American Horror Story inspired print from Needle Design for £25.00

Red Wired Frankenvase by OlBlueHairsOddities on Etsy for $85

Head in a Jar from Dapper Cadaver for $150

For more horror theme gift ideas, I recommend the Murder Weapon Jewelry post, the Gifts for Vampire Lovers 2011 post and the Gifts for Zombie Lovers 2011 post.

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Gifts for Pirate Lovers 2011

Friday, December 9th, 2011

For Women

Women's Pirate Tee with a skeletal pirate and a smoking gun from The Mighty Squirm is on sale right now for $22.10

Learn to Swim girls cut off from Industry Horror for $29.99

Sirens of the Sea off the shoulder t-shirt has a ship with skull mermaids above it and says "Lost Sounds A Dirge to the Divine" from Infectious Threads for $34.99

Out to Sea Mermaid Necklace from Sourpuss Clothing for $18

Queen of the Briney Deep Darkly Lovely Pirate necklace, also comes in an earring design, from Etsy seller Persephone Plus for $28


DROOL, want these so badly nOir “PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN” Skull and Multi-Dagger Earrings through Amazon for $99

For Men/Unisex

Roman Dirge: Dead Men Tell No Tales t-shirt (only available in Men's large) from Comic Fusion for $19.99

Men's Coffin Seas Tee from Lowbrow Art Company for $19.95. In the bottom right corner of the design you can see a kraken tentacle pulling a coffin underwater.

Never Say Die One Eyed Willie t-shirt by jimiyo on RedBubble for $24.54

Leather Pirate Eyepatch by Warthorne on Etsy for $25

Pirate Flask Companion by Medieval Collectibles for $40 (also available in brown)

Men’s Silk Pirate Flags Tie by Eric Holch For Alynn Neckwear in Red through Amazon for $44.95

Dead Men Tell No Tales waist belt by Medieval Collectibles for $72

For the Home

Kraken Black Spiced Rum is 94 proof and on sale now for $16.99 from Shopper's Vineyard website.

The Pirate Stuf family includes Captain Longbeard Bartimus ($24.99) and Lucky the Parrot, Curly Pete, Pirate Sue (my fave), and Shaggy Dan ($12.99 each). A portion of the proceeds benefit 826 Valencia, a non-profit that helps students with free writing programs. For more information, visit the See Stuf website.

Miniature Pirate Desk Cannon (who doesn't need a cannon on their desk?) from Knife Center for $17.95


The Art of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides showcases concept art, digital renderings, costume sketches, prop schematic and storyboards from the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean film.  from Amazon for $26.40

Pirate Flag Bunting has twelve flag designs on a string from Century Novelty for $24.95

Black Pearl Pirates of the Caribbean Figurine has light-up cannons and lanterns from the Disney Store for $224.95

The Hot Toys Captain Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Figure is the most detailed and incredible Jack Sparrow I've ever seen. It comes with an astounding amount of stuff including interchangeable faces (one serious, one amused), multiple hands, a black pearl in a miniature glass bottle, a ship rudder base and of course a bottle of rum. This is truly the ultimate Jack Sparrow figure. From Sideshow Collectibles for $239.99

For more pirate gift ideas, check out the Villainous Pirate Costumes 2011 post and the Gifts for Pirates 2010 post.

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Goth Holiday Decorations, Cards and Gift Wrap

Thursday, December 8th, 2011

Inspirations

Queenie of Pocket Full of Posiez posted this photo on Facebook of her doll, Deadly Cute Delilah (coming soon), and her mini hot pink tree with Pocket Full of Posiez earrings as ornaments. If I could have this tree full size in my house I would die! It's too cute!

I love the ravens on this glamgoth Christmas tree via alhaijen's Flickr photo stream

How cool is this Nightmare Before Christmas Tree?! This is Greg Horn's tree via Bleedling Cool website. Click on the photo to see more of it.

I found this Christmas tree, covered with razor ornaments that glint in the light, in Stacy Morsels' Flickr photo stream

I don’t decorate for Christmas.  But I do think it would be fun to do a Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween-town type interpretation some year with a whole black, white and purple theme (my favorite colors).  This year I’m feeling a purple tree.  Something like this:

4.5' Pre-Lit Slim Purple Ashley Spruce Christmas Tree - Purple & Clear Lights from Linens N Things for $186.99

And I’d cover it with all of my favorite spooky things: skulls, bats, ravens, coffins and murder weapons.

Decorations

Queenie's Deadly Cute Pocket Full of Posiez Etsy shop has tons of alternative plastic ornaments (mostly $5 each) featuring her diabolical designs

Evil Eye Ornaments are glass and $5.99 each from Trendy Tree

Etsy shop glowreahhh has skull snowflake ornaments in several colors like this one in aqua blue for $9.25

Beyondthepoisonapple Etsy shop has several beautiful goth christmas ornaments including my favorite, this black and purple Haunted House Mansion Wallpaper Glitter Skeleton Coffin Christmas Ornament for $13.95

Poe Ho Ho ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament by TenTwoStudios on Zazzle for $15.85

Christmas Traditions website has tons of Halloween ornaments including a set of 5 Apparition Skull Ornaments for $39.99, Old World Christmas Babby Bat for $9.99, and a set of 3 Halloween Globe Ornaments for $39.99


60ct Jet Black Shatterproof 4-Finish Christmas Ball Ornaments 2.5″ (60mm) through Amazon for $19.99


Club Pack of 12 Spooky Halloween Glitter Skeleton Ornaments through Amazon for $54.99

 

Disney Store Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas GLASS BLOWN Ornaments Set of 6 Boxed Rare through Amazon for $174.99

So cute!  Nightmare Before Christmas Halloween Tree Diorama with Flaming Pumpkin Base & Jack Skelington Head Tree Topper & Ornaments through Amazon for $40.99

Horror Holiday Wreath has skulls and ravens by SuperVixenBadGirl on Etsy for $65

I LOVE this wreath! Perfection! Zombie Creepy Body Parts Horror Wreath by Creepystuff on Etsy for $68

Easter Jewel Bauble Wreath is very dark glam from House of Fraser for £25.00

Cards and Giftwrap

10 pack Zombie Loves Santa Christmas Cards from Etsy seller tinaseamonster for $12. Tinaseamonster also offers a mix and match Christmas card set with four zombie designs.

Toxic Toons has five depraved Christmas Card designs for $3 each

Here Comes Santa Greeting Card by Dreamzanstuff on Zazzle for $2.95

Zombie Santa Christmas Card by ZombieSanta on Zazzle for $3.35

Gift Shrouds has several awesome goth gift wrap designs for $8 a roll

These coffin nesting boxes would look great under the tree. Three boxes for $16 from Pushin Daisies website.

For more Christmas decoration ideas, check out this Christmas Tree post and Nightmare Before Christmas Decorations post.

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