Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My boyfriend is dead,
Soon you will be too.
It’s that time of year again. Romance is stinking up the air like a rotting corpse. If you have a significant other, or a steady stalking fixation, do not risk her undying wrath by failing to acknowledge her place in your heart-thingy by presenting her with a sentimental present.
Anatomical Heart Pencil Holder – Black
Rodent Heart Specimen Pendant preserved in wax by silentcheesecake on Etsy for $26
This Memento Mori cameo necklace contains a real preserved Rattlesnake heart. By betenoirebysaija on Etsy for $125.
Fantastic! La Mort De Coeur Gothic Heart Necklace
Valentine’s Day Human Heart can be made in solid milk or dark chocolate or with a touch of red (as pictured). It comes in a gift box. By SugarMamasChocolates on Etsy for $15.
October’s Heart 8×10 art print by HauntedManor on Etsy for $20
Mr. Redbones Plush doll from Gorey Details for $15
This adorable take on Frankenstein’s monster and his bride is a new tshirt design from Toxic Toons available in guys and ghouls style for just $20. Plus it comes with two free cards. Get ‘em before they’re all gone.
Love You to Death Knee-High Socks from Black Heart for $6.50
“When you don’t care enough to send anything even resembling the very best!” call Dave at DeadFlowers.biz and order a buttload of rotting stems. So thoughtful.
For more creepy romantic gift ideas, check out last year’s Grim Valentine’s Day Gifts Post.
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So I wonder where the rattlesnake heart came from…. hmmm. I do like the mansion print and the toxic toons shirt and the little cuddly guy too. Those are cool.. I can see the dead stems being a year round thing really- useful at lots of different life events.