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Wednesday, April 23, 2014 17:39

Grim Valentine’s Day Gifts 2013

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My boyfriend is dead,
Soon you will be too.

It’s that time of year again.  Romance is stinking up the air like a rotting corpse.  If you have a significant other, or a steady stalking fixation, do not risk her undying wrath by failing to acknowledge her place in your heart-thingy by presenting her with a sentimental present.

black desk accessory

Anatomical Heart Pencil Holder – Black available through Amazon for $24.95

black heart necklace

Rodent Heart Specimen Pendant preserved in wax by silentcheesecake on Etsy for $26

pendant, rattlesnake heart

This Memento Mori cameo necklace contains a real preserved Rattlesnake heart. By betenoirebysaija on Etsy for $125.

La Mort De Coeur Gothic Heart Necklace
Fantastic! La Mort De Coeur Gothic Heart Necklace from Amazon for $34.99.

Valentine's Day

Valentine’s Day Human Heart can be made in solid milk or dark chocolate or with a touch of red (as pictured). It comes in a gift box. By SugarMamasChocolates on Etsy for $15.

cemetery, bleeding, red black, art print

October’s Heart 8×10 art print by HauntedManor on Etsy for $20

Mr. Redbones Plush doll from Gorey Details for $15

Mr. Redbones Plush doll from Gorey Details for $15

This adorable take on Frankenstein's monster and his bride is a new tshirt design from Toxic Toons available in guys and ghouls style for just $20.  Plus it comes with two free cards.

This adorable take on Frankenstein’s monster and his bride is a new tshirt design from Toxic Toons available in guys and ghouls style for just $20. Plus it comes with two free cards.  Get ‘em before they’re all gone.

Love You to Death Knee-High Socks from Black Heart for $6.50

Love You to Death Knee-High Socks from Black Heart for $6.50

"When you don't care enough to send anything even resembling the very best!" call Dave at DeadFlowers.biz and order a buttload of rotting stems.  So thoughtful.

“When you don’t care enough to send anything even resembling the very best!” call Dave at DeadFlowers.biz and order a buttload of rotting stems. So thoughtful.

For more creepy romantic gift ideas, check out last year’s Grim Valentine’s Day Gifts Post.

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One Response to “Grim Valentine’s Day Gifts 2013”

  1. Barbara says:

    So I wonder where the rattlesnake heart came from…. hmmm. I do like the mansion print and the toxic toons shirt and the little cuddly guy too. Those are cool.. I can see the dead stems being a year round thing really- useful at lots of different life events.

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